My Way

And now the end is near
So I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case of which I'm certain

I've lived a life that's full
I've traveled each and every highway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way

Regrets, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exception

I planned each charted course
Each careful step along the byway
Oh, and more, much more than this
I did it my way

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you know
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all and I stood tall
And did it my way

I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fails, my share of losing
And now as tears subside
I find it all so amusing
To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a shy way
Oh, no, no not me
I did it my way

For what is a man, what has he got
If not himself, then he has not
To say the words he truly feels
And not the words he would reveal
The record shows I took the blows
And did it my way
The record shows I took the blows
And did it my way

My Way - Elvis Presley

I'm His Girl

When you see me walking around with him
I’m not just another chick, I’m his girl
When you see me walking around with him
I’m not just another chick, I’m his girl

And I can be proud that I’m his girl
Cause I know that I’m good all by myself
See I don’t need his love
I really want him, right

And he can feel good that he’s my guy
Cause he knows it don’t mean that he’s just mine
I don’t wanna own him or control him
I just want our souls to be aligned

So when you see me walking around with him
I’m not just another chick, I’m his girl
When you see me walking around with him
I’m not just another chick, I’m his girl

When you see me walking around with him
I’m not just another chick he picked up
For a walk around, he’s gonna put back down again

I’m the one he loves and trusts
He goes out on the town, I don’t get jealous
It’s all about affection not possession with us

And I do exactly what I want, when I’m with him, and when I’m not
It's not domineering, just endearing, what we got

So if you love someone, let them be free
I know I don’t want no one, suffocating me
Don’t settle for ownership, make it deep
If you love someone, it should feel good to let them breathe

So when you see me walking around with him
I’m not just another chick, I’m his girl
When you see me walking around with him
I’m not just another chick, I’m his girl.

When you see me walking around, I’m his
When you see me walking around, I’m his

When you see me walking around with him
I’m not just another chick, I’m his girl


I'm His Girl - Friends

Thanks For Your Time

You have been placed in a queue
But your call is valuable
It's very valuable
We hope this doesn't inconvenience you
Because you're valuable
You're so very valuable!

If you wish to make a complaint
We can handle it, we're well prepared to handle it
Of course you may have to wait
But that's understandable
Isn't that understandable?

Don't ask me, I just work here man
Don't ask me, I just work here man

(It sounds to me like you need help!)
We're very good to you
I hope you know we're good to you
(Let me put you through to someone else)
They'll know just what to do!
I'm sorry, I can't help you

Don't ask me, I just work here man [x4]
(Work here man)
Don't ask me, I just work here man
Don't ask me, I just work here man
Oh don't ask me, I just work here man
(I just work here man)

[Person dials 1223]
[Computer:] Directory assistance
[Person:] Hi, could I please speak to Miss...
[Computer:] What name please?
[Person:] Oh, shit
[Computer:] I'm sorry, I didn't hear that
[Person:] Just put me through
[Computer:] I'm sorry, yes or no, did you request Melbourne Zoo?
[Person:] No, you bitch
[Computer:] Please hold, and an operator will complete your request
[Music]
[Person:] Oh, fuck it
[Hangs Up]

Why don't you fill out a form?
We can't get back to you
Of course we can't get back to you
But rest assured, we'll take your comments on board
Your thoughts make change!

Thanks for your time [x4]

Thanks for your time
(Don't ask me, I just work here man)
Thanks for your time
(Don't ask me, I just work here man)
Thanks for your time
(Don't ask me, I just work here man)

...Let's spend some time together, we'll save you money...
[Record scratch]

Thanks For Your Time - Gotye

I Do

Tell me can you feel my heart beat
Tell me as I kneel down at your feet
I knew there would come a time
When these two hearts would entwine
Just put your hand in mine
Forever

For so long I have been an island
When no-one could ever reach these shores
And we've got a whole lifetime to share
And I'll always be there
Darling, this I swear

So please believe me
For these words I say are true
And don't deny me
A lifetime loving you
And if you ask will I be true
Do I give my all to you
I will say I do

I'm ready to begin this journey
Well I'm with you with every step you take
And we've got a whole lifetime to share
And I'll always be there
Darling this I swear

So please believe me
For these words I say are true
And don't deny me
A lifetime loving you
And if you ask will I be true
Do I give my all to you
I will say I do

So come on
Just take my hand
Oh come on
Lets make a stand for our love
But I know this is so hard to believe
So please

So please believe me
All these words I say are true
And don't deny me
A lifetime loving you
And if you ask will I be true
Do I give my all to you

And if you ask will I be true
Do I give my all to you

Then I will say I do


I Do -- Westlife

Eyes Wide Open

With our eyes wide open, we
With our eyes wide open, we

So this is the end of the story,
Everything we had, everything we did,
Is buried in dust,
And this dust is all that's left of us.
But only a few ever worried.

Well the signs were clear, they had no idea.
You just get used to living in fear,
Or give up when you can't even picture your future.

We walk the plank with our eyes wide open.

We walk the plank with our eyes wide open, we
(Walk the plank with our eyes wide open, we)
Yeah, we walk the plank with our eyes wide open, we
(Walk the plank with our eyes wide open.)

Some people offered up answers.
We made out like we heard, they were only words.
They didn't add up to a change in the way we were living,
And the saddest thing is all of it could have been avoided.

But it was like to stop consuming is to stop being human,
You'll want to make a change if you won't.
We're all in the same boat, staying afloat for the moment.

We walk the plank with our eyes wide open, we
(Walk the plank with our eyes wide open, we)
Yeah we walk the plank with our eyes wide open, we
(Walk the plank with our eyes wide open.)
We walk the plank with our eyes wide open,
We walk the plank with our eyes wide open,
We walk the plank with our eyes wide open, we

With our eyes wide open, we walk the plank, we walk the plank.
With our eyes wide open, we walk the plank, we walk the plank, we walk the plank.
With our eyes wide open, we walk the plank, we walk the plank.

That was the end of the story.


Eyes Wide Open - Gotye

Sylvia's Mother

Sylvia's mother says Sylvia's busy, too busy to come to the phone
Sylvia's mother says Sylvia's trying, to start a new life of her own
Sylvia's mother says Sylvia's happy, so why don't you leave her alone
And the operator says Forty cents more, for the next three minutes

Please Mrs. Avery I just got to talk to her
I'll only keep her a while
Please Mrs. Avery I just want to tell her
Goodbye

Sylvia's mother says Sylvia's packing, she's going be leaving today
Sylvia's mother says Sylvia's marrying, a fellow down Galveston-Way
Sylvia's mother says Please don't say nothing, to make her start crying and stay
And the operator says Forty cents more, for the next three minutes

Please Mrs. Avery I just got to talk to her
I'll only keep her a while
Please Mrs. Avery I just want to tell her
Goodbye

Sylvia's mother says Sylvia's hurrying, she's catching the nine o'clock train
Sylvia's mother says Take your umbrella, cause Sylvia it's starting to rain
And Sylvia's mother says Thank you for calling and sir won't you come back again
And the operator says Forty cents more, for the next three minutes

Tell her goodbye
Please, tell her goodbye
Goodbye

Sylvia's Mother - Dr. Hook

Walmart

Man, fughet going do da club ta Meat summin New when I juan mete summin nu
I go get me a basket, n I go waulg erround
Walmort
All duh women b in duh wulmuuurrt ya hurrrd
I’m gunha, i’m gunah, i’m gunah, i’m goina
I’m gunna Walmurt
She goin tah WALMURT
Dey Gonna Walmart
Dey B At … Walmart
We goina wally wally wally wally wally wally WORLD!
WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY Whirl!
Dey Gonna WALMART
She Gonna WALMART
Dey gOnna!
WALMART
DEY BE AT WALMART!!!!1
We goinna!
Wally wally wally wally wally wally WORLD!
WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY Whirl!
WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY
Wally wally wally wally wally wally wally Whirl!

WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY
Wally wally wally wally wally wally wally

WALLY wally WALLY wally
WAT? WAT?
WALLY WALLY
WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY
what uh? WALLY WORL!!!

WALLY WORLD WALLY WORLD
wally world wally world

She gat hur Basket
Basket, Ba$ket
She gat hur Basket
Basket, basket
Basket, Basket
she gat hur
buh buh buh buh….
BASKET BASKET BASKET BASKET

she gat hur
basket, baskit, basskit
SHE GUT HURRRRRRR
BASSSSSSSKIT

wash yo name watch yo numbah girrrrl?
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

awishy name washy numba?
ohhhhhhhhhh

Wishy Wishy!!!
wash you name watch yo numba girl
oooooooooooooooooooooooo

awitchy name witchey number
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

SHE MAKING!!!!
GROSRIES
GROSEREH…. GR-GR-GR-GRA GROSRIES!!!
GROCERY
GROSRIES

GRUH GRUH GRUH Grocery
was u name was u numba?????????????

She Making
grocery grocery GRUH GRUH GRUH GRUH
grocrerery GROSRIES

GRUH GRUH GRUH GROSRIES
wash yo name wash yo numba?????

She go LOU WEEZY ANA PURCHASE PURCH
she got Lou
She got lew
Lou WEEZY ANNA PURCHUS CARRRR!
PURCHASE CARRRRL
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh… SHE GAT
Louisianna Purchase PURCHUS

She got lou she got lou WEEZY ANNA
PURCHASE CARL
PURCHASE CAR

she got lou weezy
ANNA ANNA ANNA ANNA ANNA PURCHASE CAHR!

purchase carl, purchus CARD
WEEZY ANNA PURCHUS!
SHE GOT
LOU WEEZY ANNA
ANNA ANNA ANNA ANNA

PURCH US CARD PURCH US CART
PURCHASE CAR….. weezy anna purchase

I’m gonna WALMART
she goina WALMART
DEY GUNNA
WALMART
DEY BAT!!!
walmarrrrT
WE GUNNA
WALLY WALLY
WALLY WALLY
wally wally WURRRL

WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY
we gonna walmart she gonna walmart
DEY GONNA WALMART dey B at
WAL MARRRRRT
wegunna
Wally wally wally wally wally wally wally WHIRL!
WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY wally Whirl!

wally wally-wally wally-wally wally-wally wally-wally wally-wally wally-wally wally-wally WORLD wally world!!!!
WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY W-ally WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY
WALLY WORLD

Wally wally ….wally wally .. WAT WAT .. wally wally
WALLY WALLY — WALLY WALLY —- WALLY—-WHUT???—WALLY WORL

wally world–wally world– wally world — wally world –

wally warld — wall world
wally werllld!!!! world world

SHE IN DAT…
LINGERINE SEKTSHUN
lingerie? UHHHH
she eeeeeen daaat
lingerie section?
lingerie….. lingerie…..
seeeee in the lingerie section…..
Lingerie …… UH!!
she in dat lingerie secktion
lingerie
SHE BUYIN….
boyshawtz
boi shawls
BOISHERS?
boy shorts!
she buyin…
PANAY — PANAY — PANAY — PANAY — PANAY — PANAY — PANAY — PANAY
PANAY PANAY
PANAY — PANAY
Pantay
PANTY HOES! (pantyhose)

panya panny panny panay pannay panay
HOSE… (panay HOSE)

panaypanaypanaypanaypanay
PANAYHOSE!!!!
(PANTYHOSE!)
panaypantypanaypantypanaypantyHOSE (PANAY HOS)

pany pany pany pany pany pany ????
SHE BUYIN SUMMAHS EVE
she buyyn MASSingiLI
she keep her bady KLEAN!
she keep her body clean?

she buyin summers eve
she buyn MASSENGIL (douche)
she keep hurrr body clean…. sheeeekeeeeep
hurrr bady clean.
SHE BUYING DUSH!!!!
DUSH DUSH
DOUCHE … DUH DUH DUD DUH…
DOUCHE (DUSH?)
…. DUSH…… BOI SHE BUYIN DUOSH
dush dush dush dush dus dush DUSH DUH DUH DUH DUD…

JOE WIT DA DREAD DREAD DREAD…
COME ON!

im goin a walmart, shee gunna walmurrt
DEY GUNNA… WALMART DEY B AT
WALMART!

we gunna…
Wally wally wally wally wally wally wally WORLD!!
WALLYWALLYWALLYWALLYWALLYWALLy WEEERRRRRLLLDDD

um gunna walmart… she gunna walmart
dey gonna… walmart….. dey BE at ……… wALMARt

we gunna wallywallywallywallywallywally WORLD!!!!
wally wally wally wally wally wally
WERLD!

WALLY x ~ WALLY – WHIRL!!!

Wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally WORLD!

wally wally wally wally WHAT? WAHT?

wallywallywallywallywallywally (whut?)
wally WHIRL!!!!!

WALLY WARLD WALLY WALRD WALLY
WORLD WALLY WORLD WALY WORLD WALLY WORLD… wally WORLD… WORLD……

beh beh beh baby you so fine…
she game me hur numba in da chegg out LINE!!

ooooooooooooooooooooo

BEH… BABY BEH… BABY
you do fine

che game me hurr numba in da chegg out LANE!!!!!

you gotta ring it up-ri-ring it up-ri-ring it up
ring it ring it up….. ri-ring it up… wuh RING IT
RING IT RING IT UP
RING IT UP
WHU RING IT UP

ring it-ring it-up RING IT UP whot – RING IT
ring it up.. ring it up.. ring it up.. ring it up
ring it up ring it up ring it up
RING IT

ring it up ring it up up ring it up ring it up
ring it up ring it up ring it up
RING IT

ring ring it ring it-ring-ring-RING it-ring IT!
ring ring it ring it-ring-ring-RING it-ring IT!
ring ring it ring it-ring-ring-RING it-ring IT!
ring ring it ring it-ring-ring-RING it-ring IT!
ring ring it ring it-ring-ring-RING it-ring IT!
ring ring it ring it-ring-ring-RING it-ring IT!
ring ring it ring it-ring-ring-RING it-ring IT!
ring ring it ring it-ring-ring-RING it-ring IT!

RING IT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

WALMART -- Mr. Ghetto

I Love You

I love you
You love me
We're a happy family
With a great big hug and
A kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too?

I love you
You love me
We're best friends
Like friends should be
With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too?


I Love You - Barney the Dinosaur

Everyday

Something I've been wanting to say to you.
Are you sitting down?
Pretty soon, there will be a day,
when I won't be around.

I'm not trying to scare you
or play with your sympathy.
Just want to remind you
that life is a symphony.

Everyday, live it like it's your last one.
Ever kiss, kiss it like it's your first love.
If i had one wish; then I would wish
that you would live today like
Everyday, Everyday is your last one.

People always rushing around,
wasting time on money.
Don't be just a face in the crowd.
Getting high and running from something.
I'm not trying to tell you what to do.
In the end, it's up to you.

Everyday, live it like it's your last one.
Ever kiss, kiss it like it's your first love.
If i had one wish; then I would wish
that you would live today like
Everyday, Everyday is your last one.

Dip your feet into the ocean.
Let the sun beat on your skin.
Soak in every emotion,
that you never thought you'd live.
And never take for granted,
every breath you're breathing in.
Go everywhere you've never been,

Everyday, live it like it's your last one.
Ever kiss, kiss it like it's your first love.
If i had one wish; then I would wish
that you would live today like
Everyday, Everyday is your last one.

Everyday - Bif Naked