Cookie Jar

What am I gonna do?
Isn't that just jelly?
All the things I've heard
Of all the things you'll find

I wonder if you know
I wonder if you're bitter
And all that you consider
Like marmalade your mind

And the toll will bring you down real hard
'Cause your house is only made of cards

So sweetly is the dream...in the cookie jar
Everybody else...everywhere you are
Remember what you did...remember what you said
Alone and macarooned...inside your biscuit head

And the toll will bring you down real hard
'Cause your house is only made of cards

What about the jam we're in?
What about when we were friends?
I kept my cookie jar
Too high upon the shelf

Here's what I wish for you
Here's what you must do
Preserve yourself
Preserve yourself

Preserve yourself
(repeat to end)


Cookie Jar - Mark Mulcahy

She's Not Me

I should have seen the sign way back then
When she told me that you were her best friend
And now she's rolling, rolling, rolling
And you were stolen, stolen, stolen

She started dressing like me and talking like me
It freaked me out
She started calling you up in the middle of the night
What's that about?

I just want to be there when you discover
When you wake up next to your new lover
She might cook you breakfast and love you in the shower
The flavor of the moment, cause she don't have what's ours

She's not me
She doesn't have my name
She'll never have what I have
It won't be the same
It won't be the same

I should have seen the sign when you were here
Under a different light, it's all so clear
She was stealing, stealing, stealing
And now you're feeling, feeling, feeling

She started dyeing her hair and
Wearing the same perfume as me
She started reading my books
And stealing my looks and lingerie

I just want to be there when you discover
You wake up in the morning next to your new lover
She might cook you breakfast and love you in the shower
The thrill is momentary, cause she don't have what's ours

She's not me
She doesn't have my name
She'll never have what I have
It won't be the same
It won't be the same

She is licking her lips
And she's batting her eyes
She's not me
She's got legs up to there
And such beautiful hair
She's not me
Oh, devoted for life
Make a beautiful wife
She's not me
If you spend some more time
I guarantee you will find
She's not me

I know I can do it better

If someone wants to pimp your style
And hang with you a little while
And make off with all the things you like
You're gonna have to watch it

She's not me
She doesn't have my name
She'll never have what I have
It won't be the same
It won't be the same

Never let you forget
She's not me
She's not me, and she never will be

Never let you forget
She's not me
She's not me, and she never will be

[Pharrell's rap]

She's not me
She's not me
She's not me, and she never will be
She's not me
She's not me
She's not me, and she never will be
She never will be
Never will be
Never will be
Never will be
Never will be
Never will be

Never will be...

She's not me and never will be
Never will be...


She's Not Me - Madonna

High Crimes

Gather round my friends the criminals are in custody
There gonna pay for all their sins and burn in hell for their effigies
My father's not alone, he thinks that fire brought down all of them towers
The people are too far in a trance to understand the hidden hand in its powers

Knockdown dragout now I'm in my bag now
Red Beam Dream if they make me pull the mag out
Long Range Aim aint a thing cannot tag now
You try to scream but its strictly with a gagged mouth
I can triple tap a figure with an AK
In his head from about a thousand feet away
But its my job to keep you outta harms way
Apprehend you and take you to a place where you will pay
That's my middle name there won't be no buy out
If you want a little fame don't be ashamed to try out
From every angle strangle demons till they fly out
Middle finger poke the New World Order's fucking eye out

Thunder only happens when it's raining
These motherfuckers only love you when their gaining
And they call it a conspiracy morals and dogma
Gary Allen Albert pike that's all you need to read
And you will have a masters degree in the New World Order
That's all you need to be

Gather round my friends the criminals are in custody
There gonna pay for all their sins and their crimes against humanity
My father's not alone, he thinks that fire brought down all of them towers
The people are too far in a trance to understand the hidden hand in its powers


High Crimes -- Payday Monsanto

Chotee

i was just outa high school in my first band:
i married my drummer. our love was grand.
i thought it was forever - 'til death do us part.
then he cheated on me and he broke my heart.

[chotee:]

so young, so confused. what was i to do?
i'm so sorry, chotee, but i couldn't keep you.
i hope you can forgive me:
my baby, chotee, forgive me:

me and him were fighting on the road for two years.
he never loved me anyway. still brings me to tears.

[chotee:]

he didn't really want you - 'cause he didn't want me.
didn't wanna be a husband, didn't wanna be a daddy.
i hope you can forgive me:
my baby chotee, forgive me:

[sai ram:]

so long, my baby.

[bif:] [pointing to her dog] este es senor nick.


Chotee - Bif Naked
[nick:] como esta usted?

I Want To Kill the Black Eyed Peas

I want to kill the Black Eyed Peas
Let’s get the party started
I want to kill The Black Eyed Peas
There shit is so retarded

I want to kill The Black Eyed Peas
There music sucks the worst
I want to kill The Black Eyed Peas
Let’s gang bang Fergie first

Why do all of the suckiest bands
Become the biggest stars
Stop singing about being retarded
You already are

So Fergie if you’re up on stage
And you have to pee
Hold it till you get backstage
And golden shower me

Give Fat Lip A Fat Lip
Dutch oven the Dutchess
I don’t know the other guy’s names
So they can all just suck this

Brutally dismember them
Burn Fergie with her meth pipe
If they die of lady lumps
Tonights gonna be a good night

Repeat ad nauseum


I Want To Kill the Black Eyed Peas - Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles