I Want To Kill the Black Eyed Peas

I want to kill the Black Eyed Peas
Let’s get the party started
I want to kill The Black Eyed Peas
There shit is so retarded

I want to kill The Black Eyed Peas
There music sucks the worst
I want to kill The Black Eyed Peas
Let’s gang bang Fergie first

Why do all of the suckiest bands
Become the biggest stars
Stop singing about being retarded
You already are

So Fergie if you’re up on stage
And you have to pee
Hold it till you get backstage
And golden shower me

Give Fat Lip A Fat Lip
Dutch oven the Dutchess
I don’t know the other guy’s names
So they can all just suck this

Brutally dismember them
Burn Fergie with her meth pipe
If they die of lady lumps
Tonights gonna be a good night

Repeat ad nauseum


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